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Thursday, December 29th, 2005
2:33 pm
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Monday, October 3rd, 2005
10:39 am
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Thursday, September 22nd, 2005
2:03 pm
[britannica3]
word game is up....
undernethe-
Wednesday, August 24th, 2005
11:21 am
[britannica3]
word game
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Monday, August 22nd, 2005
3:29 pm
[britannica3]
Friday, July 29th, 2005
12:57 pm
[britannica3]
Thursday, July 28th, 2005
9:32 am
[britannica3]
office joke....
An office manager had money problems & had to fire an employee, either Jack or Jill... He thought he'd fire the employee who came late to work the next morning. Well, both employees came to work very early. Then the manager thought he would catch the first one who took a coffee break. Unfortunately, neither employee took a coffee break. Then the manager decided to see who took the longest lunch break - strangely, neither Jack nor Jill took a lunch break that day, they both ate at their desk. Then the manager thought he'd wait & see who would leave work the earliest and both employees stayed after closing. Jill finally went to the coat rack & the manager went up to her & said, "Jill, I have a terrible problem. I don't know whether to lay you or Jack off." Jill said, "Well, you'd better jack off, because I'm late for my bus."

Current Mood: amused
Thursday, July 21st, 2005
8:48 am
[britannica3]
Thursday, July 14th, 2005
11:03 am
[britannica3]
everyone better play
dressing-

Current Mood: bored
Monday, July 11th, 2005
10:10 am
[britannica3]
word game is up!


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Friday, July 1st, 2005
2:53 pm
[britannica3]
Becoming-something-dull-but-flashing-lasers-lowering-
12:00 pm
[britannica3]
carried over from Thursday
BECOMING-SOMETHING-DULL-BUT-FLASHING-
Thursday, June 30th, 2005
8:20 am
[britannica3]
Wednesday, June 29th, 2005
5:40 pm
[britannica3]
< lj user="polaroidpop"> suggested that we use sometime of flow...

How about some Free Word association today...
Just reply in the comments, that way we can see the whole thing flow in the end.

Anyway...I don't know how I feel about this because then no one would ever know that someone has replied, unless they're keeping an narrow eye on that post. Starting a new post...with their word, and then whoever elses word appeals to me more. What does everyone else want to do?
Tuesday, June 28th, 2005
11:37 am
[polaroidpop]
How about some Free Word association today...
Just reply in the comments, that way we can see the whole thing flow in the end.




Camera
8:24 am
[britannica3]
Monday, June 27th, 2005
9:17 am
[britannica3]
new game
LOCKED-
Friday, June 24th, 2005
12:22 pm
[britannica3]
Thursday, June 23rd, 2005
2:17 pm
[britannica3]
Dear Employees:

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals
throughout the company have been using foul language during the
course of normal conversation with their co-workers.
Due to complaints received from some employees who may be
easily offended, this type of language will be no longer been tolerated.
We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to
accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.
Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been provided
so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an
effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive employees.

TRY SAYING:
Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF:
And when the fuck do you expect me to do this?

TRY SAYING:
I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF:
No fucking way.

TRY SAYING:
Really?
INSTEAD OF:
You've got to be shitting me!

TRY SAYING:
Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF:
Tell someone who gives a shit.

TRY SAYING:
I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF:
It's not my fucking problem.

TRY SAYING:
That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF:
What the fuck?

TRY SAYING:
I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF:
This shit won't work.

TRY SAYING:
I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF:
Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?

TRY SAYING:
He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF:
He's got his head up his ass.

TRY SAYING:
Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF:
Eat shit and die.

TRY SAYING:
So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF:
Kiss my ass.

TRY SAYING:
I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF:
Fuck it, I'm on salary.

TRY SAYING:
I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF:
Shove it up your ass.

TRY SAYING:
I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF:
This job sucks.

TRY SAYING:
You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF:
Who the hell died and made you boss?

TRY SAYING:
I see.
INSTEAD OF:
Blow me.

TRY SAYING:
He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF:
He's a prick.

TRY SAYING:
She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF:
She's a ball-busting bitch.

TRY SAYING:
I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF:
You don't know what the fuck you're doing.

Thank You,
Human Resources

Current Mood: amused
1:43 pm
[britannica3]
ok...so since no wants to play the word game today

lets talk about our LAST sexual encounterer.


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